Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
