those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
This is my gift to your gina
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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