Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
being pregnant is like rehab
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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