There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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