Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
