well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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