Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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