North Korea, Best Korea!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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