Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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