Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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