nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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