i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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