Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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