They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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