I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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