drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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