no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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