Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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