Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Couch. On fire.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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