Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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