i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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