i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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