question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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