i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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