Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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