she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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