Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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