He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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