all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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