I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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