I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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