why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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