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none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize