i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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