You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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