We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
