is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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