so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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