I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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