after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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