Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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