woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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