Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
ok first of all what the fuck
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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