Sry I called you an 8
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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