have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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