Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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