Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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