I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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