What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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