You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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