Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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