Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
