is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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