Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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