Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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