Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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